Ocean Beastie Gifts

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Things we need to acknowledge

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"That is six feet."

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

'Hopkins!?!'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

"They go to a private school."

(Whale making soap-bubbles)

'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'

"Sure they smile!"

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

Octopus porter.

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

Periscope sighting

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

Even though he wasn't medically trained, Kevin knew straight away that he had pulled a mussel.

"Spineless?! Who are you calling spineless!?"