Occupational Therapist Gifts

Accident Free Days 14?3.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Office Ergonomics.

"...and how long have you had no feeling in your left foot?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

'It's not Tennis Elbow. This is from under use...Elbow Macaroni Syndrome.'

Occupational Therapy

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"Not you AGAIN!"

"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."

"That's amazing! Didn't Mr. Perez used to walk all bent over? How'd you cure him?"

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

'Would you mind driving? My wrist is hurting.'

'It's something that's become common lately. It's called cellular arm.'

"He wrecked his back picking up the 'How to lift safely' guidelines!"

Specialist in work related injuries.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Staff support"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

How leaders fail

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Any questions?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"