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"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.