Occasional Tourist Prints

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'