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'Despite all these changes in modern society, a prolapse is still a prolapse.'

Maternity Doors

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Her husband? No, I'm her lawyer.'

'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'

Too posh to push - Cesarean Clinic.

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'Obstetrics and gynaecology' arrow 'Down there'

Maternity Ward

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

Maternity Ward Public Opening

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Doctor, how long will it be before the stork arrives?'

'The ultrasound looks fine, but I really don't think you should count your chickens before they've hatched...'

Obstetrics.

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

Mary being offered a caesarian section to remain a virgin

Though unplanned, it was clear to Jim and Tammy that this newborn was a blessing in disguise.

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork