Obgyn T-Shirts

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

Obstetrics.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"These new coats are a Godsend."

Fallopian Tube.

Maternity Hospital

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Businesswoman Empowerment

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Profit

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"We've made great progress!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

International Women's Day.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

The cell phone soother for life.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Leadership suits you

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'