Obstetrician Prints

'Despite all these changes in modern society, a prolapse is still a prolapse.'

Maternity Doors

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Her husband? No, I'm her lawyer.'

Too posh to push - Cesarean Clinic.

'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

Maternity Ward

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

'Obstetrics and gynaecology' arrow 'Down there'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'The ultrasound looks fine, but I really don't think you should count your chickens before they've hatched...'

Push, push, push...

Maternity Ward Public Opening

Obstetrics.

'Doctor, how long will it be before the stork arrives?'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

Mary being offered a caesarian section to remain a virgin

Though unplanned, it was clear to Jim and Tammy that this newborn was a blessing in disguise.

'What a dump! No room service!'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."