Obscure Location Lover Gifts

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"They're comfortable."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Warrior Woman

Extreme Sisyphus

A private jet takes off

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"On your left."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

PODs Venn Diagram

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

Genie in a trash can.

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

SUPERCOPYTRONIC XII, 'I don't mind occasional pilfering of office supplies, Caldwell, but this is RIDICULOUS!'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"