Hidden Destination Lover Gifts

'Secretly, I'm in love with New Jersey.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

The Family Joules: Part 6

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Greek A-Z Map,

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Gulliver's other travels.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.