Obscure Location Lover Prints

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"They're comfortable."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Warrior Woman

Extreme Sisyphus

A private jet takes off

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"On your left."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

PODs Venn Diagram

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

Genie in a trash can.

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

Circus News

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'