Obscure Character Fan Pillows

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Do you do much walking?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Halloween sculptor

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Who are These People?"

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

A mad scientist.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Candle Size

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'