Shady Character Aficionado Pillows

Unscrupulous dealers may try to cover up quite serious faults.

Silence of the Chickens...

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

The Missing Bell

A mad scientist.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

The Doomed Character

Shy Man at Party

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

And that's why I'm still single!

"Bond – James bond."

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

Quilp's grotesque politeness

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."