Obscure Character Fan Prints

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Who are These People?"

Halloween sculptor

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Goblin.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Candle Size

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

A mad scientist.

"It's teeth whitening."