Oblivious Spouse Gifts

Surprise your oblivious partner with a gift that captures their unique personality. Our collection of clever and humorous items is perfect for spouses who are wonderfully unaware but endlessly lovable. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, or print, find something that speaks to their charmingly absent-minded nature and makes every day a little brighter and more fun.

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"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"

"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?" mockup

"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"

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"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!" mockup

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

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"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?" mockup

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

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The Perfect Foil

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Behind Every Stupid Man

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When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home. mockup

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

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"Never marry an engineer."

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'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.' mockup

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

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"I need a more interactive you."

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'His wife is very supportive.'

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Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room. mockup

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

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"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine." mockup

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

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'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.'

'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.' mockup

'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.'

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It's January. Do you know where your children are?

It's January. Do you know where your children are? mockup

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

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"The groceries are in the car."

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Old Love

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Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window. mockup

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

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'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.' mockup

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

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'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.' mockup

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

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'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.' mockup

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

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"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two." mockup

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

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"I can see future generations swallowing the 'talking serpent' part, but we need a more plausible forbidden fruit."

"I can see future generations swallowing the 'talking serpent' part, but we need a more plausible forbidden fruit." mockup

"I can see future generations swallowing the 'talking serpent' part, but we need a more plausible forbidden fruit."

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"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?" mockup

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

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"Not another gooseberry bush!"

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THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT. mockup

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

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'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...' mockup

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

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Trial by Viagra

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The wedding.

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"O.K., that's settled. Larry gets the car and Barbara gets the parking space."

"O.K., that's settled. Larry gets the car and Barbara gets the parking space." mockup

"O.K., that's settled. Larry gets the car and Barbara gets the parking space."

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“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.” mockup

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

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'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!' mockup

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

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Shadow

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"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."

"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours." mockup

"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."

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"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!" mockup

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

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Oblivious Spouse Gifts Collection

Oblivious Spouse Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs perfect for your oblivious spouse—bring a smile to their face with every sip.

Oblivious Spouse Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add humor and personality to your spouse’s space, highlighting their charming obliviousness.

Oblivious Spouse Prints

Decorate your home with playful prints that lovingly poke fun at your oblivious partner’s endearing traits—fun and heartfelt.

Oblivious Spouse T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate your spouse’s lovable forgetfulness—ideal for casual days and special laughs.