Obeying Pillows

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Puppy school vs. kitten school