Obedience Aficionado Pillows

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"Shake! Good Dog."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"Yes, I suppose he does have some good points - at least he taught me to sit."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Dog Training Class: Gone To Lunch: Sit. . . Stay. . . Good Boy!

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Sit!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Noise machines for dogs.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"