Obedience Artist Pillows

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Training.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Noise machines for dogs.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"