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Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Noise machines for dogs.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'