Obedience Skeptic Pillows

Bring comfort and a whisper of humor to their space with a playful pillow that mocks obedience and champions free thought.

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'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.' mockup

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

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'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.' mockup

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

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Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay mockup

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

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"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results." mockup

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

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"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say." mockup

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

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Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball... mockup

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

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Agility God

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'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...' mockup

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

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"Shake! Good Dog."

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'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?' mockup

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

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Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are mockup

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

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"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?" mockup

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

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Balloon dog training

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'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.' mockup

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

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"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this." mockup

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

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"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'." mockup

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

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Dog Training.

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"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!" mockup

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

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"Does he need to be healed or heeled?" mockup

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

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'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

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'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....' mockup

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

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"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats." mockup

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

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Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special' mockup

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

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Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day." mockup

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

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"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!" mockup

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

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"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper." mockup

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

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"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either." mockup

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

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"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!" mockup

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

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"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent". mockup

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

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Puppy school vs. kitten school

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'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,' mockup

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

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Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!' mockup

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

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"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it." mockup

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

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'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps...

'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps... mockup

'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps...

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Man and dog.

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Obedience Skeptic Pillows Collection

Obedience Skeptic Mugs

Browse our mugs collection to find more fun and witty designs perfect for obedience skeptics who love a good laugh over their coffee.

Obedience Skeptic Prints

Discover our print collection to find more clever and artistic pieces celebrating independence and creative skepticism.

Obedience Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirt range for more creative and rebellious designs that speak to independent spirits and skepticism.