Obedience School Skeptics Pillows

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Bad dog."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

Balloon dog training

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Obedience School Graduation.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"Get in step."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Is he sitting?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Discipline at Doggy School

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

'Did the mail come?'

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps...

Dog obedience school: with bone on teacher's table

Fish "I hate going back to school"