Obeying Prints

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Dog Training.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'