Obedience Queens T-Shirts

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Sit!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."