Obedience Orchestrator Gifts

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Zombie pet tricks.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

The perfect relationship

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

The Dog Breeder and His Son

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"How's tricks?"

"No, I said 'sit'."