Obedience Guru Gifts

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

Noise machines for dogs.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Shake! Good Dog."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"No, I said 'sit'."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'