Obama Fanatic Gifts

America - Love Him or Leave It!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Nervous World Markets.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Choosing What To Wear.

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."