Obama Fanatic Prints

America - Love Him or Leave It!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Nervous World Markets.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'