Nyctophobia Survivor Pillows

Huddling Lampposts

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Bee

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

This isn't funny anymore...

"I guess I should tell you, enclosed places make me feel cannibalistic."

'EKK!'

Elevator out of order, full of people.

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"

Arachnophobia.

'Don't worry, he only bites scared children...'

"If one of them touches me..."

A giant spider eats people

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

'And I'm claustrophobic as hell.'

"Press 1 to hear all about our services online even though all you really wanted was to talk to an actual person in person so bad luck there. . . Press 2 to throw the phone down in disgust..."