Nyctophobia Survivor Gifts

Huddling Lampposts

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Bee

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

This isn't funny anymore...

"I guess I should tell you, enclosed places make me feel cannibalistic."

'EKK!'

Elevator out of order, full of people.

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"

Arachnophobia.

'Don't worry, he only bites scared children...'

"If one of them touches me..."

A giant spider eats people

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

'And I'm claustrophobic as hell.'