Mouse Phobia Survivor Gifts

'EKK!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Bee

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Huddling Lampposts

Mouse Horror Story

"Bit of a bummer really, you've got a nut allergy"

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"I have a nut allergy."

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

Arachnophobia.

A giant spider eats people

'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

"Look, mom! I cleaned my room AND solved the monster-under-the-bed problem!"

"Press 1 to hear all about our services online even though all you really wanted was to talk to an actual person in person so bad luck there. . . Press 2 to throw the phone down in disgust..."