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Mouse Horror Story

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Remember me?'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"It's from the cat."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Phew, that was close."

Zombie Problems

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.