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Mouse Horror Story

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Cat and mouse

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Remember me?'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"It's from the cat."

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."