Nutritional Historian Pillows

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Grandma's caf

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Velvet Mesquite

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Charles Darwin

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

David Attenborough

Owl Through Time

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Tortilla the Hun.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'