Nutrition Novice Gifts

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

My dietary approach is pretty simple

'Which of this stuff is good for me, and which of this stuff will I actually enjoy?'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"First time pruning?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

All Natural Nothing

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Diet considerations.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

The Inexperienced Cook

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'