Nurturing Nostalgist T-Shirts

'I miss the old content delivery system.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'll never forget you."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Rapunzel as a child.

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

An Old Man Reminiscing.

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

"Remember how much fun we had as kids? Ah, but this morning was a long time ago."

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."