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"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"