Nurturer Of Nostalgia Pillows

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"