Nostalgia Nurturer Pillows

"This just isn't doing it for me. Could we go back to using the crystal ball?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'So how's the memory holding up?'

"Return to Gaza"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

An Old Man Reminiscing.

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

North Pole

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Allotment

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'