Nostalgia Nurturer Gifts

"This just isn't doing it for me. Could we go back to using the crystal ball?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'So how's the memory holding up?'

"Return to Gaza"

"Health care's the big thing now. How about we remake 'Dr. Kildcare,' only this time he's a woman?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

An Old Man Reminiscing.

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

North Pole

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"