Nursing Kit Enthusiast Pillows

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The Little Drummer Boy.

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Fox Hunting

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

"Whose turn is it to be the patient?"

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

Florence Nightingale

'This get well card is from the nurses you have been complaining about.'

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Got a clever one here...'

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

Patient

'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

'I was found guilty and got three life sentences. Didn't know they could even do that.'

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'She's a nurse in the childrens' ward.'

"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

'Anybody here losing the will to live?'

'I don't know if I'll ever be perky again.'