Nursing Challenges Gifts

"It's our latest targets. . . We have to do twice as much with half the staff in a quarter of the time!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Courage. Love.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Tic-tac-toe

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Business Sisyphus

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Sinking sales

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Happy Days are here again

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Discomfort zone.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

Death in the red zone

PEP TALKS!

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Life gives you lemons

'We need more boots on the ground.'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Whose turn is it to be the patient?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!