Nursery Song Collector Gifts

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Well, that one got away."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

If you're happy and you know it...

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'