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"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Zeus's Caddy

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."