Numerical Storyteller Gifts

Accountant Manqué

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Is it that bad?"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

What's an Imax cave?

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Direct Marketing...

The Origins of Everything

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Staff Yearbook

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

A boy with a camera

Creativity 2.0

'The stuka brought you.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Wedding selfie stick

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

David Hockney