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"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.