Number-crunching Chefs Pillows

Maths books in the cooking section of a library.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Chez Nous Menu

Granny with balanced pie chart

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Beef Stew.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Mozart eating noodles.

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

French bread

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Baker

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'I'm sorry he's your cousin. Could we get a little tartar sauce with the fish?'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'Do you have any books by writers?'

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Sushi For Men...

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

Cutting round an igloo...

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Paleo-to-go