Romantic But Clumsy Chefs Pillows

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Salt and Pepper

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Where cronuts come from.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"How nice. A truffle."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

A good actor can play any roll.

Cutting round an igloo...

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Sushi For Men...

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'My compliments to the chef.'

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

Boiling Point

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

Violinist's family begging while he plays.

A romantic young couple dining

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

Drunk...

Escaping Egg

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

Embrace Winter