Nude Relaxation Aficionados Gifts

Peeping Tom Fish

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

America Off-line.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

Drawing.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Death model.

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'