Nude Relaxation Aficionados Gifts

Peeping Tom Fish

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

America Off-line.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Drawing.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Death model.

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Naked Morris Dancers.