Novelty Treasure Seeker Pillows

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Mohammad's motors

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"