Novelty Treasure Seeker Pillows

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Useless add-ons.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.