Novelty Song Collector Pillows

Top ten dog hits of all time

Clown on bike.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Roadkill cookies"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Monkey Business

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.