Novelty Song Collector Pillows

Top ten dog hits of all time

Clown on bike.

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Roadkill cookies"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.