Novelty Item Admirers Pillows

'I'm getting the feeling you want a refund. But why? Let me consult my ball...'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Krazy straw"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Leaking backpack.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Drinking Hats

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Turkey dot com.'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it