Novelty Communicator Mugs

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Hay Rides $10

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Direct Marketing...

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Wordplay: Export.

Target your message

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Ball Pool Peril

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."